Jul 06 Saturday
SHOWTIMES:Fri (6/28) 7:30Sat (6/29) 3:00 + 7:30Sun (6/30) 3:00Fri (7/5) 7:30Sat (7/6) 3:00 + 7:30Sun (7/7) 3:00
Tickets:$20.00 Advanced$25.00 At Door
It's Christmas in June ... and July!
In this outrageously funny comedy, it’s Christmas-time in the newest—and tiniest—town in Texas. And it’s beginning to look a lot like trouble in Doublewide. Not only are the trailer park residents dealing with the stress of the holiday season, but they’ve just discovered that Doublewide is being double-crossed by the County. With their official incorporation papers in jeopardy, this band of eccentric Texans throw themselves into taking on the “Big Guys.” Determined to bolster their legitimacy, they first set their sights on the County-wide “Battle of The Mangers” competition. They conspire to win this smackdown with their “Nativity At The Alamo” entry…by any means possible.
In addition to that shaky undertaking and trying almost single-handedly to keep the new town afloat, Mayor Joveeta Crumpler has to wrangle her celebrity-obsessed mother, her beleaguered brother who’s being bullied by a pack of vengeful raccoons, and her demoralized best friend who’s at the end of her rope from dating every loser this side of the Rio Grande. To make matters worse, Joveeta finds herself increasingly wary of the newest resident, Patsy Price. Patsy, fresh out of the local mental institution, clearly has her own devious agenda and the County competition over in Fayro is just the place for her to settle an old score.
By the time this full-tilt rocket ride of lunacy climaxes in a what-else-can-go-wrong live television presentation, you’ll have doubled your Christmas spirit. So spend the Yuletide in Doublewide and let this hilarious Jones Hope Wooten Comedy make your Christmas merry and bright…because there’s no place like a good ol’ Texas-sized mobile home for the holidays!
CAST LIST:
Big Ethel Satterwhite-- Diane KesterGeorgia Dean Rudd-- Jacquie PattesonLark Barken--Rachel SitesHaywood Sloggett-- David LuskPasty Price--Gail ArthurNorwayne "Baby Crumpler-- Tom "TK" KernanJoveeta Crumpler--Rosalind CollinsCaprice Crumpler--Helen NafzigerNash Sloggett--JP Gulla
Producer and Assistant Director--Roz CollinsStage Manager--Shellie McHenryLighting Designer--Brian VogelSet Designer--Tom Kernan
Written by: Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten
Jul 07 Sunday
Jul 08 Monday
Need to relieve some stress? Tess Yergin invites you to come join the fun in her painting class, Introduction to Meditative Dot Painting. The class is open to ages 16 and up, requiring no previous art experience. While the focus is on freestyle, you will explore the whimsical world of dots as a daily meditative practice as well as sharing tips and secrets for creating your own colorful pieces! There are two dates left to accommodate busy schedules. You are welcome to register for as many as you’d like. (Jan 13- 1:00-4:00pm, Jan 15- 6:00-9:00pm, $95, SVAC Studio at 416 W. Main Street) To register: svartcenter@gmail.com.
Jul 15 Monday
Jul 20 Saturday
Nature Camp is pleased to extend an open invitation to prospective campers and their families, as well as other interested first-time-visitors, to spend the afternoon with us enjoying an on-site sneak-peak of Camp in the George Washington National Forest.We welcome prospective Campers of all ages – especially those approaching the age of summer sleepaway camp (rising 5th and 6th grade) – to experience our facilities via a Camp tour and to engage in mini-environmental educational and recreational experiences akin to what our campers enjoy during typical 2-week sessions. Our tour will include the bunkhouses, our gathering/dining hall (otherwise known as the “L.S.”), our outdoor classrooms and pavilion, the canteen, the lab, library and museum complex, as well as our pool, swimming holes, Big Mary’s Creek, and nearby walking trails. A sample lesson will be offered to provide a glimpse of the hands-on experiential learning happening everyday at Camp, in which we take immeasurable pride.The July 20th Saturday afternoon date marks the mid-way point of our 3rd session, so visitors will see Camp in full swing with campers in 7th and 8th grades. You’ll also get the chance to meet our Camp Director and senior counselors.We look forward to welcoming you – please spread the word about this special opportunity!To ensure we are prepared for you, PLEASE RSVP by 5pm Monday July 8 to Payton Palmerton, NCI Director of Publicity/Promotion, at pjpalmerton@gmail.com.
Jul 22 Monday
Jul 25 Thursday
UCG will play host to the International Dental, Advanced Dentistry and Oral Health UCGCongress sfrom July 25-27, 2024, in Dubai, UAE, and a prestigious occasion. The International Dental, Advanced Dentistry and Oral Health UCGCongress is a fantastic chance to learn more, share your experience, and connect with eminent dental researchers and practitioners from across the world. This conference will give you access to the most recent developments in the fields of dentistry and oral health and three Continuing Education (CE) credits. Aim of the conference is “Smile Makeovers: Transforming Lives, Boosting Confidence”.In order to advance knowledge and advance research and development in the field of dentistry, dental conferences will provide the greatest platform for all researchers from across the world. It is also known as dental medicine and oral medicine, and it is a branch of medicine that focuses on diagnosing, treating, and preventing diseases and conditions of the oral cavity, particularly those that affect the connected maxillofacial region. These conditions typically affect the dentition and oral mucosa. In addition to teeth, the craniofacial complex, which includes the temporomandibular joint and other supporting, muscular, lymphatic, neurological, vascular, and anatomical components, is also included in the discipline of dentistry or dental medicine.You are cordially invited by UCG to support scientific research on this significant event and make our gathering more lively by your attendance. We also hope you will get a chance to experience Rome, the most beautiful city in the world, with its most breathtaking views, buildings, and social legacy. Around the course of three days, this high-level event will feature speakers of international fame and draw more than a thousand delegates from all around the world. The scientific programme will be available virtually in a unique format for those who are unable to attend in person. This hybrid method will provide new and fascinating views for all participants, building on the experience gained over the past three years delivering online programmes.Why Dubai, UAE?Dubai is one of the seven emirates that make up the United Arab Emirates (UAE). It is located on the eastern coast of the Arabian Peninsula, along the southern coast of the Persian Gulf. Dubai is known for its modern infrastructure, vibrant city life, stunning architecture, luxury shopping, and world-class attractions.Worried about USA Visa?
We are here to help you to avail visa. Once you register as a speaker/listener/poster, we will guide you through the visa processing. The duration of the visa will be 5-10 years. Looking for the documents required to avail USA Visa? Questions asked during the USA Visa Interview? Process of USA Visa? Not getting USA? Visa Appointment? Need an Invitation Letter? Call for Abstract:
Jul 29 Monday
Aug 03 Saturday
Ticket Price: $25 Adult
Our third show in the 5 Stand-Up Comedy Series features Mark Riccadonna and guests to be announced soon!
Mark Riccadonna, a proud graduate of The American Academy of Dramatic Arts, has worked non-stop as an actor, voice-over artist, writer, comedian, producer, and director in the last few years. In addition, Mark is a professional comedian who specializes in reading audiences and making them feel comfortable. He has toured globally, playing theatres, clubs, and with the USO and Armed Forces Entertainment (which landed him his Travel Column "Dad Trippin" in Today's Man Magazine and was a contributing writer on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update). In addition, Mark has performed on diverse shows such as "Monsters of Rock Cruise" and "Disney Cruise lines," Fox's Laughs, Red Eye, Live at Gotham, and Dry Bar Comedy.
Aug 05 Monday